If You’re Reading This, I’m Already Gone

I’m not off the grid, and I haven’t disappeared from social media, but no one knows where I am, and that’s just the way I like it.

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“Cool Girl” monologue from the movie Gone Girl (2014), starring Rosamund Pike.

Tell No One of Your Plans

Change Your Name

Move to a New City, State, or Country

Mad Men (Ep. 0112): Pete Campbell tells Bert Cooper that Donald Draper isn’t who he says he is.

Disconnect and Change Your Phone Number and Email Address

Never Recieve Mail at Home

Leave Misleading Clues on Current Social Media

Sex and the City: Carrie Bradshaw tells Mr. Big that she’s done with the way things have been and is leaving NY.

The Thing About Being Gone

Written by

Loving partner + mama. 3x NYT bestselling author. Pen name Karrine Steffans. Performance Coach. Psych Major.

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